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Measure Sticks October 18, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — stefanella @ 6:57 pm

Now in the delirium of apartment hunting in shark central aka Tel Aviv, I’ve noticed a few things. Well a lot of things really but I’ll pick out one to share.

We people are peculiar. And our peculiarities are based, to a great degree, upon fear.

Holy Land Central (HLC) being much much (much much much much) less politically correct than the U.S. of A., people will actually list what they don’t want in tenants. When you ask for explainers on the specifications, the roots of prejudice are quickly revealed.

Couples only/No roommates. Reason: Roommates split, one is left holding up both ends, floundering follows and vacating ensues. Has this landlord heard of divorce?

Married Couples Only – Reason: More stable. Has this landlord heard of divorce? Or heated arguments at 3 a.m.?

– No Children – Reason: Too messy, too loud, will wreak havoc. And what of the twin, toy terriers running amok, spraying urine and eating the walls?

– Families Only – Reason: More stable. Heard of the family that moved into a flat, changed the locks and flaked on rent for two years because the law allows parents with children to stay put?

– Guarantors Must Show Pay Stubs – Reason: Proves a steady, reliable income. Ever hear of offshore accounts, offshore investments and foreign income?

Wish me luck as I forge. Time is running out. AHHHHHH!!!!


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