Place: Israel’s National Opera House
Scene: Box office
Background: Attempting to purchase Tickets to Magic Flute Childrens’ Opera Event
Oh sorry, we don’t have change for a hundred shekels (approximately $25 U.S.)
You can either pay with a credit card or come back another time
Okay I’m starting to get a little bit angry here. I don’t want to come back and I don’t want to use a card. I want to get the tickets now with cash. That’s why I’m here. You’re a bleeding box office! You don’t have change?
Would you like us to go get change at the coffee shop?
OMG!!! Breathe in. Breathe out.