Conversation with friend of Yore, Tel Aviv cafe:
I had a business for a few years. A cafe. But the building collapsed. We were on the ground floor.
WHAT?!?! Was anyone killed?
Nah. A few were injured though. It was our fault, the collapse. We caused it.
Oh man. I don’t know if I want to hear this. What did you guys do?
We removed a few of the center pillars so we’d have more floor space. We should’ve checked with an engineer before we did it. I guess they were holding up the entire building.