These truths I know…
1) If you decide to use the WC while talking on the telephone, the other person will hear what you’re up to
2) A kid can smell and decipher what you’ve eaten regardless of attempts at concealment.
“Mommy you ate chocolate! I want some!”
“Did you eat Trix cereal?”
No. I had a banana.
“No you didn’t. You had Trix. I can tell. I want Trix too”