There’s this older woman who goes to the same Tel Aviv park I take my dog Butch to for exercise every day. She & I tend to show up about the same time in the evenings and we usually sit next to each other.
I don’t know her name but she has kicky, short orange hair she covers with a baseball cap and she uses a cane to get around. Her manicured nails are always painted the same shade of frosty white, she pencils in her eyebrows, wears blue eyeshadow and her lipstick is a Sienna tinged with bright red.
On particularly hot days she brings bottled water and a communal drinking bowl for the dogs. And before sitting down on the hard stone bench under the lime tree, she always spreads the day’s newspaper beneath her.
I met her a few months ago and we chatted back then about dog things. That’s what we humans tend to do when getting acquainted as the canines frolic. At the time, she told me about a great “vacation spot” for dogs (read: kennel with a run) she had placed her furry companion in while she spent a month in the hospital.
I didn’t ask her about the hospitalization. It seemed intrusive for a first encounter.
We’ve seen each other at the park for a few months now but we’ve never really gotten past the “which vet do you go to?” and “where do you buy your dog supplies?” type of banter. But last week I pulled her dog out of a fight and that changed the dynamic.
I didn’t have a choice, really. No one else went into the fray and she’s physically incapable. I mean, she is hovering around the mid-80’s mark and she’s frail and her 75-pound mutt is obtuse. The other person was frantically trying to pull his dog away as hers attacked but he was losing the battle.
So I grabbed hers by the collar and with a sharp, stern tone commanded “NO!” while staring him squarely in the eyes. I was attempting to present as The Alpha. Thankfully, it worked.
After that wee bit of pulse-raising drama, I returned to my place on the bench beside the woman and remained quiet. I really, but really don’t like making “a thing” out of something like that and it started and finished quickly and without incident so in my mind, it was over.
The woman fretted a bit, though, about her dog being out of control and then she shifted her tone: “I have something to tell you.”
Oh? I cocked my head and raised an eyebrow.
“I saw my own funeral,” she started. I was silent. I mean, how DOES one counter a statement like that?
“When I was in the hospital,” she pressed on, “I died. I was clinically dead. I couldn’t tell you how long it lasted but they told me later they had pronounced me dead.”
I stared intently and swallowed. She continued:
“While it was happening, I rose above the bed and I was transported to the kibbutz where I have my plot. I saw my family standing there around the grave. I was watching the whole thing,” she relayed. “And you know what?” I was hanging on to her every word “It felt wonderful. I was at peace. It was like letting go and relaxing. Everything was okay.”
I was astonished. “Did they tell you how long you were dead? Do you remember coming back?” I prodded.
“No, no. They didn’t want to talk about it,” she dismissed with a wave of the hand. “And I don’t remember how I came back. But I’ll tell you one thing: That business about a light?” she scrunched her face in disgust. “Nonsense. Light Shmight. Don’t believe it. I was floating. That’s it.”
I had to go just then. But I could have listened for a very long time. I’ll let you know if she has more to tell.