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All This Way April 25, 2007

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While living in San Francisco, on occasion I was present when my Israeli friend Vavi’s son mocked her English.

“Eh, Eh…” he would mimic. “Dis is my eemah (Hebrew: mother), ehh…ehh…She comes all deh way frrrrom Eezrrrraelle. Her Engleesh is you say..?”

Vavi would smile and wave him away. Her Master’s is from Berkeley and she’s been in the States for over two decades. She’s not worried about her English language skills.

Oh but that would NEVER happen to me I mused.

Because I studied Hebrew like the devil during my first stint in Tel Aviv. Tested myself on grammar and literature every day, forced myself to read papers and listen to the radio and look up & study vocabulary. I studied military related lingo – ranks, history and politicking therein – … all’s so I could take up the profession of bona fide joorrrnaleest in Israel. Somehow it did the trick.

This evening, strolling down the street with my 5-year-old son – the same five year old who a mere year ago upon relocating back to Tel Aviv with me from San Francisco was so lost language-wise that I cried tears of empathy and sorrow in commiseration with his tears of frustration – urged:

Eemah don’t sing that song anymore (an upbeat & catchy tune he brought home from kindergarten)

Why? I asked wide eyed (but already knew the answer)

You don’t do it right. You say the word “tarrrrnegol” (rooster) like Tar – neh – gole (pronounced with the flattest inflection possible). You do it wrong eemah.

But I LIKE that song!

But it sounds bad. Stop it eemah.

Schoingemacht. And to think all last year I served as interpreter for this kid on his playdates.


Happy Birthday, Israel April 23, 2007

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59, eh?

You’re looking pretty good. Although sometimes you could use a good scrub around the edges to get rid of the grime. But it’s part of your appeal and charm.

Speaking of, you certainly are a spry 59. Something about you seems to bubble with vibrant energy and life. Even when you’re going through tough times.

And haven’t you been a “quick study” in terms of world wisdom? Coming up to speed with the frontrunners in the realms of medicine, science, computer technology, bio-tech…How do you manage?

If you’ll allow me to make a suggestion however – what are friends for anyway? – keep your eyes open when it comes to the neighbors (you know which ones I mean) but don’t stop going to the socials. You just never know which of the other neighbors might surprise you in a positive way.

And a final suggestion: Take better care of yourself. Get more fresh air, try to stay clean and not use up all your energy, find creative and inventive ways of tapping into your natural resources and be sure to have plenty of fresh water on hand.

Stay out of harm’s way and keep on keeping on. Happy B-Day, Big I.

Your devoted friend…


EARTH DAY April 22, 2007

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Today is Earth Day.

I share my birthday with this fabtabulous day & I’m PROUD! As I recall, Swollen’s daughter also shares her birthday with Earth Day. Mazel Tov, honey! Knock yourself out.

Here’s some information about the day’s background and history.

Here’s a list of <a href=”Earth Day events happening around the globe.

And here’s a <a href=”long list of ideas for getting pro-active.

Get out there and plant a tree, write a letter to a government figure who might make a difference, clean up a beach or teach a child about recycling. It’s bloody important for the future

Happy Earth Day to us All!


Super Size Sex April 20, 2007

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Traipsing through the blogosphere this morning, I found the “in synch” of Mideast Piece with Details Magazine rather interesting.

Details’ May issue features a story by Elisa Ludwig on obesity and sex. “A lot of girls who like large men are in the closet,” claims 336-pound story subject Jorge Rivera. “It’s like the new gay.”

“Rivera is a gainer: an enthusiastic participant in the expanding subculture of feederism in which fat fetishists get aroused by “growing” themselves or their
romantic partners, consuming their way to morbid obesity.”

The synchronicity with MidEast Piece’s 1) gay themed content 2) blog entry noting growing waistlines in the MidEast as compared with America is conveniently coincidental.

The Details article is pretty darned eye opening. FYI the May issue came out yesterday in New York and LA and hits the stands elsewhere on April 24.


Yoga April 17, 2007

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There are two types of Yoga in this world…The one from India

and the one from Wisconsin


Homo, Anyone? April 15, 2007

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Where can you go to get a good homo?

Why at this Jerusalem Homo Stand, that’s where. What was it we were saying about running spellcheck? Tsk, Tsk, Tsk.

Thanks, Zabaj, for your sharp eye and wicked sense of humor.


Fisrael and Firan April 12, 2007

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Well done, Danny Gillerman. Especially on reading the Pimpin’ script.


Celebrity Cool April 11, 2007

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A looooooonnnnnggggg time ago, I posted about Israeli nonchalance in the face of celebrity status. i.e. celebrities mingle with the common folk and it ain’t nothin’ but a thang. No big deal. No hulking body guards or get-away cars. For the most part. Unless you’re a politician. And even then…

But I can’t find the posting. I didn’t try too hard cause I’m feeling lazy.

Yesterday the prime minister’s wife was at our playground. Without body guards or secret service. At least not that I saw (which really isn’t saying much considering I’m half blind). She was playing with her grandkids who live in the hood.
It’s one of the nicer aspects of life here in Holy Land Central. No cordoning off the street when Mrs. Prime Minister comes to call.

Why? April 9, 2007

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My ma called Saturday morning.

Leon and Irma** came for dinner last night. And you won’t believe what happened.

Leon and Irma are friends of the family for as long as I can remember. They’re my parents’ age. They all met on a first-timers’ organized trip to Israel after the ‘73 War. They bonded and the friendship has been thick since.

When I was in high school, Irma and I had season tickets to the theater together. Whenever I visit my parents, I lunch with Irma and make a point of inviting both Leon and Irma to dinner. In short, they’re extended family without the blood ties.

Irma’s cellphone rang in the middle of dinner my mother continues and when she started talking you could just tell something awful had happened. “What do you mean? What do you mean?” she was yelling into the phone.

Then she turns to Leon and says: “Our granddaughter is dead”. We were horrified. And Leon said: “I don’t want to go home. Can we just stay here for a while?”

Irma and Leon’s granddaughter committed suicide. She was having trouble with a recent relationship break-up but it went beyond that. She was 23. I met her years ago when our families celebrated Thanksgiving together & I remember her well because she was a vegan which was highly unusual for a Midwestern teen at the time.

I spoke with my mother again today.

Leon was in shul the other day and people say he sat by himself and sobbed throughout the entire service.

My heart twisted & my thoughts were drawn to pensive, shy Jordan* from Habonim who shot himself when we were in high school. And Calvin whose house we used to play in. His identical twin Carter found him hanging in the attic. And modelesque Rick with the winning smile.

I phoned Irma after hanging up with my ma. She was spent. And broken down. And we exchanged “I love you’s” and then I cried like the supposed comforter isn’t supposed to.

I hope Jordan and Calvin and Rick and Irma’s granddaughter have all found a better place.

**not real names


Death by Smashing April 6, 2007

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This amateur video shows what turned out to be a shocking Pre-Passover event at Tel Aviv’s zoo.

As the zoo gates were closing for the holiday, spectators stood in shock – well not understanding what they were seeing, really – as the HUGE Alpha male repeatedly rammed the Alpha female until she eventually collapsed and died.

Israeli zoologists are collaborating with international experts to determine the root of the animosity – probably “tribal” in nature i.e. two herd leaders sharing the same pen – and how to deal with the aggressor henceforth.

I wouldn’t normally show this kinda thing but I think it’s an interesting window into animal (& human) behavior.